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A Southern delicacy, or corn based cement
Published on March 7, 2004 By Dynosoar In Cooking
Grits, so simple to prepare, so easy to screw up.

If by chance you have the opportunity to take a southern journey, and feel the desire to try a little of the local fare, you are doing yourself a terrrible disservice if you order grits from some chain resturant !!!
Commecial preparation requirements are just not appropriate for good grits! The first problem is that grits are meant to have salt as a primary ingredient, without salt the corn just taste like mud.
Secondly, just like small batch bourbons, grits are not to be mass produced. More than a 4 quart pot will go "bad" before it can be served.
OK, that said, we come to the grits. If you are looking at instant grits go ahead and mix those with some water, stir well, and spackle any cracks your walls may have, because that is all they're really worth. Real grits are "Quick Grits" or stone ground grits, nothing instant, period.
Now for the hungry family of four get your pot on the stove and pour in 3 cups of cold water, add 3 spoonfuls of salt ( don't worry, the corn will absorb most of this) and 3 tablespoons of butter ( REAL butter, preferably sweet unsalted) bring this to a slow boil.
Measure out 1 heaping cup of grits, and slowly blend this into the boiling water, If you just chunk the grits in at once you will get just that, chunky grits.
Now stir once more, reduce the heat to simmer, put a lid on, and leave alone for 5 minutes. Don't peak, or your grits will be too thick.
That's it. Serve at once, with eggs, bacon or sausage.
Don't let your grits set too long tho, they will initially congeal and then form an unmoveable bond to your pot, all quite inedible, but handy for creative doorstops or small statuary.
Suggested additions;
NEVER PUT SUGAR IN GRITS !!!!!! They are not a cereal, think of them as a starch side dish such as cream potatoes or rice pilof.
Garlic is a nice flavor inhancement, particularly served with steamed shrimp and brown shrimp gravy.
Cheddar cheese blends well too, even a pepper jack.

Following these simple directions will provide you with a truer grit experience, like momma used to make....

Now, git in that kitchen and rattle some pots and pans.

Comments
on Mar 07, 2004
I love grits! I love them most when an egg is mixed in with them. An egg with a runny yolk of course...I think I will go make some now...thanks...
on Mar 07, 2004
I see that you are an advanced grits coniseur.
I didn't want to confuse the potential novice so I left out some of the more advanced additions such as ;
Liverpudding
"Breakfast in a bowl " Combine grits, eggs ( runny of course ), bacon and cheese
Fried grits - Allow grits to congeal in frying pan 2 inches thick, cut into brownie sized chunks, pan fry, serve like hash browns
sardines in mustard sauce ( really, poor mans caviar )
fish roe ( excellent side with panned trout )
Many other combonations are permissible, most others fall into a "Soul Food" catagory utilizing non-standard pork products
( you don't wanna know )
on Mar 07, 2004
I have limited experience with grits, being English......

I always thought that you were supposed to put maple syrup or sugar in them, but I see from your article that that's not the case....

I think I'm going to go buy some tomorrow and try out some of the ideas you have given here......I'll let you know what the results are.

I'm in agreement with you about the sardines, though.
on Mar 08, 2004
Many people confuse grits with cream of wheat, nary a comparible dish. Now oat meal, or cream of wheat or cream of rice, those are OK for sugary additions - not grits.
When you go to buy look for Quaker Quick Grits, remember no instants !
Enjoy.....
on Mar 08, 2004
If you happen to try grits at home and follow the directions, and still do not care for the taste, here are suggestions for alternate uses;
Kitty litter
Mortar
Modeling clay ( while still warm )
oil dry
spackling
grout
glue
bean bag filler
laxative
fiber therapy
garden stepping stones
worm feed
fish food
wedding confetti

Common sense will dictate which to use in a wet or dry formulation,
please feel free to add any others
on Mar 10, 2004
Ohhhh I miss grits, real, not instant. Can't get em here in Holland. Born in atlanta, raised in NC my Grandparents made the best grits, and red eyed gravy, biscuits and sausage...you're funny_ thanks for the memories...I loved_grits.